POP CHOPPER

So my new roommate Wayne gives me 27 MP3's and says "make awesome out of this". 2 months later (yeah so I'm busy, screw you), I now present you with DJ Pop Chopper's Wayne MEGAMIX.

23 tracks mixed into eleven and a half minutes of BADASS. For those of you playing along at home, that means 4 tracks sucked ass. But I'm quite proud of what I came up with.

A few pop tracks, a few movie scores, and a few scattered songs make up this setlist. If any of you guys have suggestions for my next MEGAMIX, hit me up in the forums.

LINK: MP3

-BLAKEBUCK

So I'm not a huge fan of Fat Boy Slim or Queen. But they do have their moments, and what's better than bringing two great moments in music together?

Free booze. And hot chicks. And money. Okay I guess there are a couple things better than this track. Not much though.

FatBoy Slim's The Rockafeller Skank is one of those songs you can't help but jam to - even though it makes no sense. Is he saying "R-r-r-r-r-Russell Stovers. Russell Stovers" Or is that just because I think about cupcakes constantly?

Queen's Don't Stop Me Now is easily the band's greatest track, with Freddy Mercury's insane vocals and bizarre lyrics providing the perfect backdrop to a kick-ass rock song.

Also, one day I will be Flavor Flav. You mark my words.

LINK: MP3

-BLAKEBUCK

Another week, another pop that has been chopped. Again, I'm all about blending the old favorite with the new hit. Brewer and Shipley's "One Toke Over the Line" is seminole 70's swing rock produced at the height of the experimental drug culture in America.

On the other hand, T.I.'s "Whatever You Like" is about getting life's greatest excesses - cars, planes, and bling. Keeping in mind it is track six on his album "Paper Trail", and track five is "Live Your Life" (featuring Rihanna), which states at the beginning:

"What you need to do is be thankful for the life that you got. You know what I'm sayin'. Stop lookin' at what you ain't got and start bein' thankful for what you do got."

Ah, the double-sided coin of modern hip hop. Still, the mixture of excessive drug use and excessive material wealth seem to be a proverbial chocolate and peanut butter. To quote a great sage.

If you have any suggestions for next week's mashup, email me here.

LINK: MP3

-BLAKEBUCK

This week's mashup combines a new favorite of mine with an old classic. Not only does 3OH!3's "Don't Trust Me" have some pretty slammin' beats, it also degrades women AND Helen Keller. Everything a growing boy needs.

Haddaway's "What is Love" is decidedly one of the most awesome 90's club jams, spawning forth and even more amazing sketch series and film (which just so happens to be patterned after my life).

So grab some headphones and get ready to get your masochistic swerve on.

LINK: MP3

-BLAKEBUCK

Alright, so it's been a few months since my last DJ post, and I bet you kids are thinking, "Whatever happened to Trust Hustlers?" Well I moved to Baltimore and I'm minus two hustlers, so I figured now would be a good time to invent a new brand. Introducing...

Now with 48% more nudity! This demo track is nearly 10 minutes in length and mixes over 80 artists from across 5 decades of pop music. It's got classic rock, hip hop, techno, motown, and of course, obligatory 90's dance. What kind of set would this be without Space Jam?

I've set up a website over at PopChopper.com that has some more details as well as contact info, in case you want live in the Baltimore area and want to spice up your party.

Since BDPE is all about games, I figure most of you sexually crippled nerds probably aren't huge fans of pop music. You prefer the finer things, like chiptunes and the theme song to Gundam Wing.

Well fear not! I recently stumbled upon a nice set of SNES music I'll be mashing up for you next week, so keep an eye out. If you have any suggestions or request for SNES Pop Chop, post 'em in the forums here.

LINK: MP3

-BLAKEBUCK